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Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006, 07:03 pm
I think the expression you're looking for is "Ugly American"

Time for some classic Transfer-Sues, I think. The Great and Terrible American just makes me think of Oz, but I'm guessing that wasn't the effect Darkend Fire was aiming for. On the plus side, I've never seen a Sue with a blog before, nor did I know that Hogwarts has wireless.



Summary: Three American Girls get sent to Hogwarts for a exchange program. Will the HP gang be able to handle how crazy the Americans really are? Do these people have a secret? GorgexOC, OCxOC, HarryxOC.

Wow, OC/OC is, like, my OTP.

Headmistress Stamila had a soft voice that was hard and evil when she was angry.

“Hello, I am Civil Revolution. This is Rosethorn Martinez, and this is Silica Blinta. We are the American Transfer students. Sorry about the giggling, it’s the British’s accents. We don’t hear them much.” Civil stated giggling slightly.

She said that she had to be sorted by outing the hat on her head.

I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned quickly to see a fourth year boy behind me. He was nerdy looking and someone from a snotty upper class. Someone she would never like. I hated them more than I hated pure bloods that think there better than everyone else.

“I love potions! Did you know that if you put eye of rat with snake venom you can cure some cancers?” Civil asked smiling. (A/N: Not true, I just made it up.)

Back in the dormitory Rose was teasing her and saying that she was in love with professor Snape. She kept denying, she would never ever like a teacher like that. It was true, she never would. That would be just gross.

Civil sat up in bed. It was time, time for her to revel herself to the head master

She couldn’t tell if it was male of female, but she would find out in a minuet.

the hose elf then gave her the directions to the place

the door opened to reveal Professor Albus Dumbledor in his normal attire standing at the door with no expressions on his old face.

Have you ever heard the lesion of the White Artic Wolf?

Wolfs were said to be the creatures of storms. (A/N: I just made this up. Just to let you know.) They are the creatures of any kind of storm at all, that includes sand storms and stuff.

I trained in the Appellation Mountains for six years

“Go to your dormitory and go to sleep kids. The new password is Cotton Candy. It’s a Muggle sweet, the Americans chose it last night. Those girls are great,” Dumbledor said.

Civil had finished her entry. She was now surfing the wireless internet for swords because he last pair were left at home. She could always summon them, but they might not make it across the ocean.

Silica pulled out an invisibility cloche from under her bed

The five girls and four guys walked down the halls of Hogwarts until they came to the picture of the fruit basket. Civil reached up and tickled the pair.

They all got some pumpkin juice and some food that only English people eat. Civil, Rose, and Silica thought it was the nastiest crap they had ever had. But they dealt with it for the time being.

“My life was just like Civils. Nothing exiting,” Silica said.

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 08:03 pm (UTC)
hourlily

This author got sporked at pottersues a few days ago (with a different fic). Civil? Silica? Aughhh.

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC)
daily_sporfle

She did? Sorry, complete coincidence - I just got this off the first page on ff.net!

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
hourlily

I thought it was funny. Looks like we have a repeat offender on our hands. :)

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 08:04 pm (UTC)
canadian_plant

Civil Revolution?

Sat, Jun. 24th, 2006 01:28 am (UTC)
lexie_b

I'm waiting for the day an OC is named Vegetable Soup. Then I shall retire from fandom forever x_x

Sat, Jun. 24th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)
flyingspatulas

My brain literally STOPPED when I saw that.

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 09:14 pm (UTC)
semi_subtle

“I love potions! Did you know that if you put eye of rat with snake venom you can cure some cancers?” Civil asked smiling. (A/N: Not true, I just made it up.)
*puts down her cauldron* Damn.

Back in the dormitory Rose was teasing her and saying that she was in love with professor Snape. She kept denying, she would never ever like a teacher like that. It was true, she never would. That would be just gross.
Classic.

They all got some pumpkin juice and some food that only English people eat. Civil, Rose, and Silica thought it was the nastiest crap they had ever had. But they dealt with it for the time being.
Like omg kippers! NOBODY here eats those. Or scones. You NEVER see stuff like that in AMERICA.

It’s a Muggle sweet, the Americans chose it last night. Those girls are great.
Liek, Americans r better then all da other ppl from other countryz!!!1!!

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 09:53 pm (UTC)
la_fono

She said that she had to be sorted by outing the hat on her head.

"This hat is gay!" she cried. "Sparklypoo for you," muttered the Hat.

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 11:09 pm (UTC)
miss_kate18

Icon LOVE. That is fantastic. :)

Sat, Jun. 24th, 2006 12:13 am (UTC)
dying_stars

LMFAO.

And, also, your icon owns my soul. :x

Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
just_the_ash

the hose elf

The hose elf, guardian of the magical hose that sprays hot or cold water alternately, was the bane of mysterious new transfer student Ranma Saotome.

Sat, Jun. 24th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)
dying_stars

ROFL!

Sat, Jun. 24th, 2006 12:12 am (UTC)
dying_stars

What is she thinking? There is better than everyone else. There rocks hardcore. She needs to not be a hater. =/

Sat, Jun. 24th, 2006 03:42 pm (UTC)
autumnknees

I laughed out loud at this one!

Civil reached up and tickled the pair.
Pair of what is what I'd like to know...
(in your endo)

Sun, Jun. 25th, 2006 12:16 am (UTC)
nochi_san

Those girls are great,” Dumbledor said.

Shortly thereafter, Dumbledore walked up and calmly Stunned the imposter, returning him to St. Mungo's where he belonged.

I trained in the Appellation Mountains for six years

Could the proper apellation for those mountains possibly be the Appalachians?

Civil Revolution

...there are no words.

Tue, Jul. 4th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
mynnia

Hello, I am Civil Revolution. This is annoying.

She couldn’t tell if it was male of female, but she would find out in a minuet.That's quite genius, to find the gender out in a social dance with strict dance rules for man and woman.

Wolfs were said to be the creatures of storms. (A/N: I just made this up. Just to let you know.)Good thing you tell us that, I just wanted to put that fact into my next biology lesson.

I trained in the Appellation Mountains for six yearsappeler is French for calling and crying...bet they cried "Get off!"...

Civil had finished her entry. She was now surfing the wireless internet for swords because he last pair were left at home. She could always summon them, but they might not make it across the ocean. :D This actually is quite a good approach to the Accio problem. How many birds, sailors and giant octopi does a sword slash whilst being Accio'd across an ocean?

Silica pulled out an invisibility cloche from under her bedcloche=French for a church bell or a bell-like glass cover

They all got some pumpkin juice and some food that only English people eat. All the other peoples just snort it in through their noses.

Srsly, mashed potatoes, chocolate, custard, scones, sausages and stuff aren't known in US, they only eat hamburgers and french fries. Most of the food items described in HP aren't uncommon to Germans or Austrians, either...which has a whole other food culture in most ways.

Thu, Jul. 13th, 2006 10:01 pm (UTC)
edgeofthewild

Darkend Fire needs to know that the American Girls are dolls ... and even though one story takes place during (gasp) the American Revolution, that does not mean her name is Civil. Let's see if I remember my childhood correctly - they were named Felicity, Kirsten, Addy, Samantha, Molly ... and they came out with a few new ones recently ... Kit (what was her mother on?) and Josefina, perhaps?

Tue, Jul. 25th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
jpgr09

I trained in the Appellation Mountains for six years

I take offense to that. Appalachian. APPALACHIAN!!!

Tue, Jul. 25th, 2006 01:49 am (UTC)
jpgr09

PS. Appalachian is pronounced: Apple achin Apple.achin. Appleachin. Appalichian.

Tue, Oct. 24th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
heavenly_dancer: Worst Story Ever!

I've read through most of the stories you've put up on here and while there all pretty awful I don't think any of them are quite as bad as the following:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3202912/1/

Sorry but I have to draw peoples attention to this story because the reviews for the story were all rather positive until I reviewed. So I want to know if it's just me being bitchy and not liking any stories recently, or does it genuinly suck.

- Ania

Thu, Dec. 14th, 2006 05:56 am (UTC)
tortoises: Re: Worst Story Ever!

OMG. GOLD. GOLD.