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Fri, Dec. 22nd, 2006, 10:27 am
when I changed into a girl I got girl feelings

Resurfacing briefly here - heavenly_dancer was good enough to link us to this fic, Elven Dreams by jodles-angel, a while back, and it's a classic Sue. I should mention here that, though we don't really have time to go fic-hunting at the moment, we will be delighted to post (with credit) any fics contributed by other folks.

Basically, Privet Drive blows up for no reason, and Harry gets rescued by fanon!elves who turn him into a girl, as is their wont. Of course, he also becomes a Sue princess with lots of purple clothes (and an unusual amount of leather gear).



He heard an explosion when he was sitting in his room of privet drive on his 14th birthday, then he fell and the roof collapsed on him.

He felt something being moved off him… was it Dumbledore? Sirius?

Something cold was on his forehead, he opened his eyes and saw a female around 20.

he stood up and looked in the mirror. He gasped. His messy black hair was now a long curly black down to his waist, with a few red strands in it. He looked a little taller, and he was a girl.

“Hello” Daeron said “UI guess your wondering why you’re a girl”

A lot had happened to Estelwen since she was 14, she had became a girl, adopted by elf’s and wasn’t called Harry Potter anymore.

“He was pulled from the rumble almost dead. His body was badly burnt, so they turned him into a girl so he could live. He was turned into what she would survive it was the only way. He is used to being a girl now, in fact he sort of prefers it. He is… me”

“Estel” he said Beep… beep.. Beep “ESTEL” he shouted as the elves came in trying to resituate her

Estel was laying on something firm, she couldn’t really figure out what it was. She looked up and saw she was sleeping on George naked chest.

when I changed into a girl I got girl feelings

She ran to her room and dressed in a pair of leather trousers, boots and a leather top. She put her gagger in her boots

then they kissed. But it turned into a more passionate kiss and finally into them both losing their last remaining innocence.


Daily Sporfle would like to wish you all a happy Nonspecific Winter Festival! And to squee fangirlishly at the title of the next book.

Fri, Dec. 22nd, 2006 12:06 pm (UTC)
sweetest_potato

A lot had happened to Estelwen since she was 14, she had became a girl, adopted by elf’s and wasn’t called Harry Potter anymore.

There. Are. No. Words.

Fri, Dec. 22nd, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
quasiadastra

*happy dance at a new Sporfle!*

“Estel” he said Beep… beep.. Beep “ESTEL” he shouted as the elves came in trying to resituate her

Estel didn't really want to be resituated because if this was the situation she was in in this fic, who knows what the author would stick her in next!

She ran to her room and dressed in a pair of leather trousers, boots and a leather top. She put her gagger in her boots

Dominatrix? *mind explodes*

Fri, Dec. 22nd, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
emmymik

Dude, when you're Harry Potter, being 14 sucks. Either you watch your secret boyfriend get killed (poor Cedric) or someone's trying to turn you into a girl...

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 02:13 pm (UTC)
nimbus1944

>I>Beep… beep.. Beep</i>
"He's back," said the doctor-elf, disconnecting the resituator. "Start a butterbeer drip, 3 ounces of chocolate taken orally, and let's transport to Pomfrey as soon as possible.. oh, what the heck; while we're on the way, we might as well do a sex change. Scalpel?"

Have a very (happy, merry, contemplative, nice, totally uneventful) (Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, weekend)!


Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
hourlily

Wow. I can't even think of a witty remark for this one.

Mon, Dec. 25th, 2006 07:19 am (UTC)
stellarspartan

O. Mi. God.

I...Just...I...

*diez*

Fri, Jun. 1st, 2007 12:36 pm (UTC)
heavenly_dancer: A New Fic...

I found the following fic today and just couldn't read past the first chapter. I reviewed but before I did I decided to check out the other comments. They all turned out to be variants of "OMG THIS IS AWESOME AND SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!"

*GAG*

This story is set in the marauder era in which Lily swears like a sailor and people like Brad Pitt are used in reference. I'll show you an extract:

"Maybe it is, but it’s not my fault I cant fucking sleep! This always happens to me before the start of a new school year. I get butterflies, which is weird because the only other way I get butterflies is when I look at Brad Pitt’s abs. But that doesn’t happen too much with me living at Hogwarts totally away from television.

Its funny how that happened, I couldn’t imagine what my life would be like without it and now I don’t even bother.

Omg, school tomorrow!

And I made head girl, so even more pressure for me besides the N.E.W.T.s, how fucking great is that?

Yeah not so much."


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3501369/1/

Enjoy.

-Ania

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