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Fri, Jun. 2nd, 2006, 02:14 pm

Apologies for lack of posting, y'all - this has been a mad busy week, and will culminate in the Rocky Horror Picture Show this evening (it's in the Sugar Club, doors at eight, if anybody's in Dublin and interested in going! I'm phantoming) - regular service will hopefully resume shortly.

Mon, May. 29th, 2006, 11:21 pm

I generally try not to be too mean about our feachered fics (no, honest! We're sweet and pleasant compared to some of the other fanfic-sporking LJs), but I'll make an exception for Unrequeited love by Shippers Anonymous. I think we need an "abysmal" tag for this one. The snippets should give you a fair idea of what we're dealing with; can't say exactly why this one seems worse than our general source material, but... it just does.

'WTF is going on her?!' Molly shrieked at the top of her lungs like a bird.Collapse )

Sun, May. 28th, 2006, 12:58 pm

Today's fic, War of the Ancients by Archangel the lord of death (a rare male author, I suspect, with a name like that), is apparently a HP/Warcraft crossover. I don't know much about that area of fandom, but I suspect most of this would still be funny if I did.

the ghouls drooled slightly but that was normal for ghoulsCollapse )

Sat, May. 27th, 2006, 09:47 pm

In tonight's feacher, Changin' Times by DisguisedInsanity, Harry and Hermione start going out after having random poorly-described sex. Their relationship is immediately on the rocks, and Harry cheats on her with "Marissa" after about twenty minutes. I feel this author could do with some work on her use of timing.

I've been told my writing is more serious then a lot of peoples so if it’s too complicated for your little minds to grasp, stop reading.Collapse )

Wed, May. 24th, 2006, 01:00 am

Sorry again for the erratic Sporfle situation - I'm in the midst of studying for exams, my buddy is in the midst of actually doing her exams, and I think my arms are kind of kaputt from typing my dissertation, so I'm limiting my computer time in order to actually have a functioning writing arm in time for my finals. If you thought you heard a rising note of panic in my voice just there, you're totally wrong.

In my search for a good fic for tonight, I would just like you to know that I found Harry/Goyle slash.

Unfortunately it was a little too well-written for sporfling, but never fear - we've got Christmas Disaster: A Journey of Faith, by Spicey-Muffin. Worst title ever, surely?

Frist of all the Forbidden wodds is off limits to all. Collapse )

Mon, May. 22nd, 2006, 11:29 pm

Muggle school, by Quillmagic, is the first piece of badfic that I've found in a long time that I really feel deserves the "favourite" tag... it's just a gem. Best New Voldemort Title in a long while, too.

The story is that you have transferred from a different school a MUGGLE SCHOOL and when it is time to leave then you say that you are transferring to another school a MUGGLE SCHOOL don't say muggle though k.Collapse )

Sun, May. 21st, 2006, 09:46 pm

In honour of last night's Eurovision win by Lordi, we've got a Finnish-badfic for you. (That's a lie... actually, what we have is The Hogwarts Singing Contest, by SlytherinWicca, which has "finish" misspelled in the summary. But what can you do.)
This fic is an example of that strangely common genre, the contest-songfic, popular because of its lack of any kind of plot whatsoever. (And its potential for bashing the characters you don't like and dressing up the ones you do like in unlikely Muggle punky-gothkid gear. Ad nauseum.)
My exams are nearly over... normal service resuming soon, I promise!

The SECOND version of my Singing Contest COMMON PPL READ THIS! I REALLY need votes so i can finally finnish up the story!!Collapse )

Mon, May. 15th, 2006, 06:30 pm

I haven't had internet access all weekend, so here's a double-Sporfle for you: two fictions by nelmari.

Their games consisted of sword fighting, dragon pouncing, a quiet and magical variety of Pictionary and sometimes even Magical Trivial Pursuit.Collapse )

Thu, May. 11th, 2006, 10:36 pm

When I found tonight's feacher, I immediately knew there was something different about it... it was badfic all right, but it just wasn't in the usual run of the vast majority of Pit of Voles badfic. The random, poorly-executed self-insert held the explanation. It's part of a new genre: Stoner Boy Badfic. You guys saw it here first!
So, here's No more mrnice guy by D.Giyagas; this one's for my ex-boyfriend. If you're reading this, Simon, I hope you appreciate the honour.

Dumbledore looked at Ron and there was twinkle in his eye, so Ron punched him in the gut. Everyone around was like 'WTF?!'Collapse )

Wed, May. 10th, 2006, 10:27 pm

Here's The black rose tear, by musegurl18... I am too tired to come up with witty comments for this one, but I have every faith in you guys to complete that task for me.

Sitting in front of the hearth Harry decided to end to night with some whiskey and a furry companion.Collapse )

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